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Hello and Bienvenue to my bee-ay-oo-ti-full piece of the web! My name is Katie, but you can call me K-Tay, Flame Dame, Hey Girl... Whatever blows your skirt up! And if you want to chat, check me out on Myspace, IM me at MidoriVaca (aim) or owenskye01 (yim), or e-mail me at croutonsarespiffy@hotmail.com!

Facts

Born: 04/14/1986      -->     Age: 23

Looks Like: Long blondish/reddish hair, "big girl" (and that's all im gonna say bout that, lol), about 5'4 (and ever shrinking), and green eyes covered with glasses! (see Memories for visual )

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Location: I live in Oldsmar, Florida, USA with my mom, my brother, his girlfriend, and my cat, Jason

 School: I graduated from Tarpon Springs High School in 2004 and so far I've got 1 year of college under my belt (yea I know woohoo ) from St. Petersburg College. My educational goals are to major in Humanities or Anthropology and minor in languages at College of Charleston (SC). (or maybe major in the latter and minor in the former...?)

Occupational Goal: I want to be an interpretor/anthropologist 'when I grow up' (lol )

Languages I speak fluently: English   -->   Languages I plan on speaking fluently: French, Spanish, Japanese, Latin, Gaelic, and any others I can get my hands on

Known As/For: Arachniphobic, Organizer of the First Order, Being a make-out whore, Remembering everyone's birthday, 'KT The Typing Wonder', and supposedly having perfect eyebrows (back in high school anyways lol >.<)

Me In A Nutshell

My mom found this astrologer guy, Robert Ohotto, and we have both fallen in love with his astrological charts; this is the most correct and detailed Astrological Chart I've ever gotten, so I decided to share it here, where it makes the most sense! There are repeats and some contradictions, but it's still all way too scarily true! And it's not all rainbows and unicorns, but it's pretty obvious that I'm not all rainbows and unicorns in person, so why lie on here? *shrugs* ;P So this is me:  (I left out which planets are in which sign and what each planet entails, etc., so this is just the basic descriptive text :)
(this is just the free version, I'm going to be getting the full one soon, so this section will definitely grow when that happens! *I can't wait* ^_^)

She has a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit. She is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate, and tenacious.

Weaknesses: nervousness, impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, restlessness and changeability.

Successful career is guaranteed, but may sometimes come late.

She has lots of vitality. She likes public life, she is popular and her company is appreciated. She is balanced, at ease with herself and gets on very well with her parents.

She is above all independant and original. She likes change, reforms, she is allergic to everything routine. She has a strong personality, and has many friends.

She has a lot of ambition, but is pretentious, vain and does not realize when her schemes are too ambitious, and therefore unattainable.

She knows what she wants on the professional level, is aware of her objectives and does everything to achieve them, she will carry out plans to the very end. She has a good job as well as a good reputation.

Sharp intellect. She likes literature, adapts to all situations and social groups. Work in contact with the public, literary occupations, travel.

Weaknesses: lack of follow-up of ideas, indecision, goes back on decision.

Lots of friends, relationships. She makes friends easily and uses her relationships to further professional success. Feelings of friendship are superficial. Lots of children.

She is happy in her imaginary world and thus is happy nowhere, because she can never find her ideal world - thus causing a lot of change, instability, and also disquiet. She is a liar, a gossip and leaves herself open to criticism. Her lies save her. If the other aspects allow, she can be a very good novelist.

She has a feverish, non-constructive restlessness. She is too susceptible. While her life is full of change, she is full of hot air. She is eccentric, irritable and stubborn. She has difficulty concentrating on a job. Nervous strain. Her friendships are like her professional and love life - unstable.

Fertile imagination, kind, good. Capable and flexible mind, but a little artificial.

Weaknesses: melancholy, gullibility. Tendancy to illusions, fears and apprehensiveness.

Her thirst for knowledge is never satisfied. She is full of mental activity. She undertakes exhaustive studies, always studying for pleasure. Likes journeys to faraway places, and can go to live abroad.

She likes polemic, to criticize and, above all, to contradict. She lacks diplomacy and tends to dissipate her energy. She cannot stay in the same place, likes change even it if means a backward step in her professional career.

She is intelligent, with quick and lively reflexes. She is preoccupied by her circle, likes to exchange ideas with her friends, but also with strangers. Of an open nature, she goes out to others.

Amiability and fidelity. Likes to please and dress up. Earns a good living. She is generous but not extravagant. Affectionate, sensual and loving in nature, she likes the good things of Life, sensitive to beauty, melodious sounds, perfumes. Love arrives slowly, without passion but with force. Love is lasting.

Weaknesses: indolence, laziness, immoderate taste for pleasures of Life, gambling, entertainment and luxury.

Her best years are in the parental home and also the last years of life. That said, the rest are not unhappy, but contain certain hurdles.

Love can help in professional life, she has a gift for seduction. She likes to entertain: she likes comfort and the attractions of home-life.

She is amorous, not a peaceful and calm lover but a passionate one with a strong temperament. She is demonstrative in love, and likes healthy pleasures. She enjoys life to the full.

She is good-hearted, generous and has a good character. She likes well-being, comfort, a life without problems. She has good relations with her circle. She is easy to approach. All the same, she falls in love easily. She has a successful married and professional life.

She is inflexible, rigid. She is very firm, controls herself, observes and is very watchful. She has a great sense of responsibility.

Weaknesses: she has a vindictive character, is hard and bitter.

She works with great pleasure and flat out but meets with problems at work, where professional rivalry blocks her ideas and enjoyment.

She has a good sense of organization, she is jovial, frank, and sincere. She is full of dynamism and over-abundant energy. She loves life and takes all it has to offer. She likes sports and the outdoor life. She is successful professionally and emotionally. She usually has lots of children.

Her feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. She likes water, sea voyages. She likes odd people.

She is ambitious, has a great capacity for work, has self-confidence and goes to the end of her plans.

Strength, tenderness, devotion, charity, pity.

Weaknesses: lets herself go, can sometimes be a social parasite (I don't quite understand what that means...?).

She is interested in the occult. She can work in a field associated with death e.g. as a funeral director. Marriage can help financially, the spouse having money.

She is indifferent to what goes on around her, is mistrustful and always unsatisfied. She is easily irritated.

She likes to direct, is intelligent and is an organizer of the first order (I think I'm going to get that tattooed LOL ;P).

She has her own way of thinking about a subject, she has her own ideas about things. She respects society and its rules guide her conduct.

Weaknesses: hard, unforgiving, rigorous, insensitive and sometimes inhuman. A limited and narrow mind (Probably the only thing on here I emphatically do not agree with).

She likes method, calculation, concentration. She is not drawn towards amusements, or pleasure in general. She has a few friends, but has deep and sincere feelings. She is serious in everything.

She is shy, delicate but proud, bold and lively.

She is independant, likes even dubious distractions. Her amorous adventures are not only numerous but also very complicated, otherwise they hold no charm.

She must have a job that allows her complete freedom, something non-routine. She likes change, has a lot of energy and knows how to influence others in spite of her originality.

She is discerning, wise and sensible.

She is more prone that most to the bad influence of alcohol, medicines and drugs. To be avoided at all costs. (I don't really think this is true... unless they're saying they effect me more than most, because that's pretty much why I stay away from them... *shrugs*)

Great sexual activity. (Pluto in Scorpio and all they have to say for it is this! lol *shakes head*)

She will certainly have a large family. Indeed, family life, the home, the children will be very important for her.

Financial success will be very easy thanks to the support of influential people.

Tendancy to spend more than what is earned.

She pulls everything to pieces, analyzes, criticizes. Doesn't take on anything without examining the pro's and the con's. She is very careful, sometimes to a manic extent, taking everything into account even to the slightest detail.

The simple life, the small home isn't for her. If the job doesn't pay well or she doesn't marry well financially speaking, she will probably be unhappy. Likes luxury goods to make life comfortable, going out, cocktail parties. Goes round only with refined people, perhaps sometimes a little too affected, and with good jobs. (uh... I guess.... o.O I don't really know how I'd know though... *shrugs*)

Gets blinded by and drunk with love: everything revolves around her love. Her passions are angry, exclusive and domestive quarrels are in prospect as a result. Fertile love life.

Likes jobs that involve travel, moving about a lot. Weak point: the circulation of blood.

A love-and-friendship marriage. Unproblematic, quiet relationship. A few hiccups, but nothing really serious. Faithfulness.

An unexpected inheritance.

Likes sea cruises. Sometimes has brilliant ideas that come from nowhere.

All the leadership qualities are there: authority, energy, initiative, leadership, lots of gung-ho and of course intelligence.

Likes to be surrounded by frank and good-hearted friends. These friendships don't stand on ceremony. Carries out everything she undertakes surely, composedly, calmly until successful.

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~*~ Likes ~*~

Cats (especially big ones), Horses/Horseback riding, Rats (pretty much all animals lol), Mythical creatures (especially gryffins, gargoyles, and phoenixes), Nature, Knick-Knacks, The Shorties before Pixar movies (especially "Knick Knack"), Snow Globes, "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil", Graphics/Avatars/ Icons/Blinkies/etc., Chinese Food, Anything Disney, Adding to my DVD collection, Coca Cola, Laughing, Gay guys (only a certain dose of course lol), Watching football, Sarcasm (when used properly ), Birthdays/Holidays, Astrology, Gardening, Crystals, Dandelions, Squirrels, Mythology/Religion, Palmistry, Law, A good argument/debate, sleeping in, cold weather, SNOW, being barefoot, flip flops, amusement parks, "I Love The 70s/80s/Toys/Holidays" etc on VH1, Anything Scottish/ Irish/Gaelic/Celtic/etc., Windy days, Arts & Crafts, Halloween, Writing, Reading, Fairy Tales, Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy (all - especially Riku *swoon* and chocobos lol), Original NyQuil, Roadtrips, Pictures, Bandaids, Memories, Bubble Wrap, and hanging out with friends!

 - Dislikes -

Ignorant/Arrogant/Close-minded People, Jesus Pushers (sorry, I'm being redundant), Racism, The "N" and "F" words (no not FUCK, lol), Waking Up Early, When my glasses fog up and I can't see, Pepsi, Burger King (that guy is too creepy to be safe and serve good food anyways lol), Old people (the crabby 'I'm entitled' ones), Greeks (sorry, high school ruined them for me), Working at Publix (not anymore MUAHA), Rules, Other peoples' kids (more specifically, the parents who don't control their kids), Canadians (only when they're driving lol), Money, Tourists, Florida, "skinny bitches", Slow metabolism, Needles, SPIDERS, Not being able to stretch out, Wearing wet jeans (especially having to sleep in them), Reality shows, carnival rides (specifically the Zipper), Easter (don't know why...), Drugs, especially pills (drugs are bad mmmkay?), Hypochondriacs/"Oh Poor Me" people, Green NyQuil, Public speaking, Bad grammar, Chat speak, People with birds, The color pink, Fuckers who call and dont leave a message!!! and Ass Munchers who drive AND think they can talk on their cellphones without going 15 mph and riding the damn lines and swerving and just driving like 2 year olds and not caring about anyone else on the road cause obviously they're THE ONLY FUCKING ONES ON IT!!!!!

Favorites

~*~  Movies ~*~

300!!!
The Proposal
Princess Bride
Chicago
Garden State
Ever After
The Birdcage
Monty Python Search For The Holy Grail
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
Titan A.E.              
Sense & Sensibility
A Knights Tale
Center Stage
Moulin Rouge
Anywhere But Here
Domino
Dogma
Tombstone
The 10th Kingdom
Crush
           Willow
To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar
She's The Man        
Muppets From Space
Pride & Prejudice (new)
The Labrynth
Singing In The Rain
The King & I
Pirates of the Caribbean (all)
Nothing to Lose
Dead Poet's Society
Green Mile           
5th Element                              
                     Waiting
      Evolution
Love Actually
Saw I
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Dark Knight
Much Ado About Nothing
Two To Tango
LadyHawk
Galaxy Quest
American Wedding
           The Girl Next Door
The Ring                    
Yes Man         
Eurotrip
Grind
Across the Universe
Mamma Mia!
The Watchmen
King Arthur
King Kong (new)
The Notebook
Where The Heart Is
100 Women
Phantom of the Opera (new)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (new)
Iron Giant
Bolt
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Quest For Camelot
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
ANY and ALL Disney movies!
etc etc etc

~*~ Songs ~*~

 (there are so many over the years, this isn't anywhere near all of them, but it's a huge list none-the-less, lol)
I Swear by All For One
Perfect Gentleman by Wyclef
Fireflies by Owl City
Say Hey by Michael Franti & Spearhead
Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls
Peaches & Cream by 112
Signed Sealed Delivered by Stevie Wonder
She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd
Basket Case by Green Day
Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey
Cocomo by The Beach Boys
Right Now by SR71
My Sharona by The Cars
All My Life by Foo Fighters
She's So High by Fastball
Blowing Me Up by JC Chasez
Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
It's My Turn To Fly by The Urge
Your Body Is A Wonderland by John Mayer
Remix To Ignition by R. Kelly
Just A Friend & Let Me Love You by Mario
Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Suede
Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Nikki French
I Would Walk 500 Miles by Proclaimers
As I Lay Me Down To Sleep
by Sophie B. Hawkins
Abra Kadabra by Sugar Ray
Front Porch Looking In (& more) by Lonestar
Give Me One Good Reason by Tracy Chapman
When I Get You Alone by Thicke
Jump Jive & Wail by Brian Setzer Orchestra
Love Me Dead by Ludo
Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations
Feelin' Good & Home by Michael Buble
Faint by Linkin Park
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leopard
Disease & Bright Lights by Matchbox 20
Stuck by Stacie Orrico
Always and Forever by Donna Lewis
I'll Take That As A Yes by Phil Vassar
Movies by Alien Ant Farm
The Suffering by Coheed and Cambria
The Boys Are Back In Town - Lynard Skynard
You Found Me by The Fray
Dead and Gone by TI ft. Justin Timberlake
Runaway (and most other songs) by Pink
Gives You Hell by All American Rejects
How Do You Sleep by Jesse McCartney
Spirit Never Dies by Masterplan
I Dare You & Second Chance by Shinedown
You're Still The One by Steely Dan
Beautiful & Mr. Lonely by Akon
Walk Away & My Life Would Suck Without You & I Do Not Hook Up by Kelly Clarkson
Sideways & Feel That Fire by Dierks Bentley
Nothin' To Lose by Josh Gracin
SecretSmile,SummerNights(etc)-RascalFlatts
Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry
Every Time We Touch by Cascada
Simple and Clean (remix) - Kingdom Hearts
My Own Worst Enemy by LIT
Harder To Breathe by Maroon 5
Lonely No More by Rob Thomas
Caught Up by Usher
Save Me by JEM
Hey Ya by Outkast
Panic! At The Disco Songs
Musicals Songs
& Tons of Disney songs :)

  ~*~ Books ~*~

 
The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
The Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan
The Incarnations of Immortality Series by Piers Anthony
The Xanth Novels by Piers Anthony
Pride & Prejudice & Zombies by Jane Austen & Seth Grahame-Smith
Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters by Jane Austen & Ben H. Winters
The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon 
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories by James Finn Garner
Why Do Men Have Nipples by Mark Leyner & Billy Goldberg, M.D.
Something Wicked by Jo Beverley
The Bride by Julie Garwood
Paradise by Judith McNaught
Smoke Thief by Shana Abe

The Divine Comedy by Dante

Bone by Jeff Smith
Sensual Phrase Series by Mayu Shinjo
Is Your Mama A Llama? by Deborah Guarino
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare

~*~ Colors ~*~

Teal
Grey

Brown
Green

Orange
Red
Rainbow

~*~ Favorite Smell ~*~

Gasoline & Matches
(obviously not together, lol)

 
~*~ Favorite Sight ~*~    
              
Fireworks & Rain on Water
 
~*~ Favorite Sound ~*~
 
Cats purring & Bagpipes
 
~*~ Favorite Thing to Touch ~*~
 
My Rats

~*~ TV Series ~*~

Dexter
Legend of the Seeker
Supernatural 
Whose Line Is It Anyway
MXC
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law               
Eastwick                  
#1 Ladies Detective Agency
Grey's Anatomy                      
                           Primeval              
           Firefly
Skins
Castle  
            The Tudors               
True Blood   
Queer As Folk
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Absolutely Fabulous
I Love Lucy (and all the spinoffs)
Desperate Housewives
Chuck                                      
Friends                           
Pushing Daisies       
The Mentalist
Heroes
Drawn Together
X-Men
Prometheus & Bob



~*~ Animals ~*~

Horses, Cats, Hummingbirds
Rats, Falcons, Giraffes
Lemurs, Cows, Emus
Penguins, Koalas, Elephants
Hell I Love Um All!! 

~*~ Favorite Foods ~*~

My Grandmother's Mac-N-Cheese
Subway's & Publix's Veggie Subs 
& FRIED RICE

~*~ Favorite Desserts ~*~

Ice Cream (flavor varies)
Hershey Pie
& Cherry Cottage Pudding!

~*~ Favorite Drinks ~*~

COCA COLA, Anna's Punch,
& Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

~*~ Actors ~*~


Nathan Fillian!!!
Simon Baker
Jeff Goldblum
Oded Fehr
Ewan McGregor
Alan Rickman
John Leguizamo
Patrick Swayze
Cary Elwes

Hugh Grant
Scott Cohen
Vincent Price
Kevin Costner
Kurt Russel
Alan Cumming
Val Kilmer 
Ryan Reynolds

Clive Owen
Hugh Jackman
Matthew Lillard

Mathew Broderick
Vin Diesel
Mathew Perry
Johnny Depp (of course, lol)
Gene Kelly
Heath Ledger 

~*~ Actresses ~*~

 

Ashley Judd
Nicole Kidman
Drew Barrymore
Keira Knightley

Marisa Tomei
Rachel Weisz

Michelle Pfeiffer
Minnie Driver
Geena Davis
Sandra Oh
Emma Thompson
Judy Garland
Lucille Ball
Julie Andrews
Diane Keaton
Julia Stiles
Kate Winslet
Amanda Bynes
Stockard Channing
Helena Bonham Carter
Natalie Portman
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Andie MacDowell

Favorite Quotes


"If God intended Man to smoke, He would have set him on fire."



"I ran up the door and shut the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and jumped into the light... all because you kissed me goodnight!"


"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."



"The best thing about pictures is that they never change, even though the people in them do."




"Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle a vodka at my feet… and if I die before I wake… tell my girls... “I drank it straight!”





"A friend will give you an umbrella on a rainy day, but a best friend will take your umbrella and say 'Run Bitch! Run!'"



"Behind every damsel is a fire-breathing dragon!"





"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

Think not that thy word and thine alone must be right. - Sophocles

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